Because after all, nothing's hotter than an otter.

May 05

The expression on this otter’s face summarizes exactly how I feel about the time between now and the end of finals: tired, bored, and a lot lazy.

The expression on this otter’s face summarizes exactly how I feel about the time between now and the end of finals: tired, bored, and a lot lazy.

Apr 28

“I’m sorry if people are jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

“I’m sorry if people are jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

Apr 10

“I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom, right Regina?”
“Please stop talking.”

“I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom, right Regina?”

“Please stop talking.”

“Someone’s here!”
“Shhh. Be quiet and they otter go away.”

“Someone’s here!”

“Shhh. Be quiet and they otter go away.”

Apr 04

I call this one “Karen, Regina, and Gretchen.”

I call this one “Karen, Regina, and Gretchen.”

Mar 29

Maybe it’s the squinty eyes, but this otter just looks like it’s going to make a sarcastic comment and then slap someone upside the head with one of its little paws.

Maybe it’s the squinty eyes, but this otter just looks like it’s going to make a sarcastic comment and then slap someone upside the head with one of its little paws.

Mar 14

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FETCH!

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FETCH!

Feb 19

Please God, please let it rain fish. Low calorie fish that burns thigh fat. And let Isabel choke and die on one. And maybe, if you’re feeling super generous, bring me a hot otter with a butt that won’t quit. Amen.

Please God, please let it rain fish. Low calorie fish that burns thigh fat. And let Isabel choke and die on one. And maybe, if you’re feeling super generous, bring me a hot otter with a butt that won’t quit. Amen.

Feb 14

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!!!

Feb 12

I just don’t get it. I don’t see anything, but something is stopping my paws from getting to the otter side.

I just don’t get it. I don’t see anything, but something is stopping my paws from getting to the otter side.